Syphilis

Syphilis,
it just started with a simple kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh, how did I get syphilis?
 
Leprosy,
I’m not half the man I used to be.
Now my ?ngertips are leaving me.
Oh, I believe I’ve leprosy.
Why her box was sick,
 
I don’t know, she wouldn’t say.
Now my dripping dick won’t get hard,
like yesterday.
 
Yesterday,
my cock was always coming out to play.
Now it needs two weeks to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday,
I believe in yesterday.